Jelly truck is the best game ever. Let’s start with the level design. Each level either introduces a mechanic or expands on a previously discovered mechanic. This is so this makes it so not only does the player enjoy their time playing but also carry their newfound experience with these mechanics to new games. Now, let’s move on to our next part: the story. This is one of my very few and nit picky complaints. The story in jelly truck is so rich that it has ruined the cliche and complicated stories of other vastly inferior stories (meaning all stories if you have small brain). It’s just that every time I play a new game or watch a movie or even read a book, I get so bored and can’t go on because all I can think about is how much better jelly truck’s story is. Because of this, jelly truck is the only game I play, which is not the complaint. My complaint is that it makes me feel like everything else I do is a waste of time. My in depth analysis of the story is coming soon just in case you haven’t played jelly truck, as I don’t want to spoil the story (which you should play if you haven’t what are you doing with your life if you haven’t jelly truck is 100% of life’s joy). With that, let’s move on to the graphics. I have a personal anecdote to share in relation to graphics. Yesterday in class, I was playing jelly truck like a normal human being and noticed that the graphics weren’t as good as I remembered. Then I realized that the game was also lagging horribly. This was because jelly truck was so advanced that a feeble chrome book could not handle the beauty of the game. After this, I went home and realized something I didn’t realize before. The game was still lagging. I ended up selling my house so I could bribe someone at nasa to use their supercomputers for jelly truck. However, the game STILL lagged. So I went to the government to ask i could borrow their extreme technology. They asked why and I said “jelly truck”. They said “of course” and I finally got to see the game in all of its glory. I can not describe the beauty I witnessed, but I will admit it left me with tears in my eyes. To do this just sell everything you own because there is a fee (because of course people want to profit off of this). Finally, it’s time to discuss the controls. These controls are so epic. They give players two choices: drive it like a truck or spin it. This is genius because new players can use basic controls, whereas veterans can spin the entire truck to move. All in all, this is the best game all other games are so inferior it hurts to think about them. Your iq becomes so high while playing your brain will feel like it’s exploding because of it. This is because it is, you become so big brain that all boomers will spontaneously combust at will. Best game, anyone who says it isn’t, is either joking or so stupid their brain is significantly smaller than Spencer (atomic sized person). Go play it now stop reading this. My rating: 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 6969 centillion out of 10
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