For me, it’s got to be cows. Now listen, everyone is always going on about bacon and I must concede that bacon is delicious. But we’re not talking about which is more delicious, we’re talking about which is better. And frankly, if Napoleon had ridden a cow into the battle of Waterloo we’d all be speaking French now. Not because he would’ve won, but because the sight of him crossing the battlefield astride his majestic cattle would’ve inspired everyone to just learn French.
In closing, pigs are more delicious, but cows eyeballs are larger.
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