Nearly exploded my phone! 🤯
Now I’m not typical the one to brag but I do happen to have the most cutting edge, powerful and futuristic phone created. The iPhone 16 pro, not to glaze, coupled with my incredible Gigabit internet is able to tackle nearly every challenge thrown at it — 8k real time streaming? A stroll in the park. Light bitcoin mining operations? A cake walk. But this app, this abomination, this freak of nature… Never through all my years on pale blue spec — through my witness of technological revelations have a seen such a strain put on device. The heat produced nearly gave me third degree burns. The deep humming like purr my phone made sounded like a Boeing 737 on steroids and shook me to my very soul. Keep in mind I’ve never heard any phone, let alone my beast let out a howl of pain. Now I happen to dabble in optimization from time to time and I’m baffled as to how the use of such a simple app can be so unrefined. To put it plainly, this may be a weapon developed by the CIA to destroy and overload international computational centers.
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