Rethink
This app made me rethink my whole life, from my drug addiction to my marriage, my children, all of it. This app made me really think hard about my marriage and I made the tough decisions to end it. My wife was understandably upset when I shoved her and our two children on the street with nothing but this app really convinced me I was time to let it all go. I now live in my apartment with the beautiful voice of the tracker we are planing to get married. Thank you- Gregory
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NON poggers
This app gave me 10 aneurisms in a row. I am now in the hospital and now there is only a 27% chance ill live, i might not see tomorrow. If i could have one wish it would be for this app to be taken off the app store. If not my lawyers will be in contact and you guys better get prepared to be sued. lol
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This is what I use to massage my head warts
This app is so lovely
Sometimes I like to listen carefully and I start to feel the warts on my face tingle. It really sooths me from my social pains. When I’m constipated it helps me. When I have a migraine it helps me. It saved me from terminal headaches but the aftertaste is rubbish. I ended up with an ear coma and seven toes on my hands.
But overall a great app.
Sometimes I like to listen carefully and I start to feel the warts on my face tingle. It really sooths me from my social pains. When I’m constipated it helps me. When I have a migraine it helps me. It saved me from terminal headaches but the aftertaste is rubbish. I ended up with an ear coma and seven toes on my hands.
But overall a great app.
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Lovely calming soothing man cured me
Ever since I became addicted to this app I couldn’t stop taking as tracking tests, up until the point where it became a serious issue in my well being. One day, I realised that it become too bad for me to hear the lovely calming voice of the man. So to solve this I threw my phone into an open volcano, but I couldn’t resist, I had to jump in and hear that lovely, soothing voice one more time. I ended up living in a hospital bed for the rest of my life covered in burns. But when I heard his sexy voice I instantly recovered and ran out of the bed screaming without the s. I then went and changed my gender to a sanisafe alcogel hand sanitiser bottle.
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Those Russians
I think the voice was trying to make me into a sleeper agent, the voice began with simple things like learn Russian, buy a picture frame and place a picture of comrade starlin until I became suspicious when the voice told me to give Aquaman a 5 star rating at this point I knew something was up although at that point it was to late the voice had made me kill George floyd again and even restart the holocaust, I have since gained many STD’s from this app.
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Clapped
They asked for my firstborn child. I said no. Then they stole all my left socks 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶❌🧢
Her flowing voice
Every time I am summoned for my AS tracking I leap in joy. I am gently walked to a private room where I get to listen to the silky, caressing voice spreading through my ear holes. I count down the days until I can hear that beautiful voice again and i listen with intent through every day just to hear the sombre song that is his voice. His voice has me hooked. It is my heroin and I’m the addict... i just can’t get enough. Everything else is rubbish
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Snazzy
This app gave me type 2 diabetes of the toes. The plot and story really develops as you move through the levels. The plot twists add a sense of incredible tension. The main character in the storyline is a very good role model for youths as it is BIDMASBGTQ+ BMW red/green colourblind. I would highly recommend this app for prisoners of war. There is quite a lot of bad language and gore in the closing parts of the game. Kind regards, Walter.
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I am gurrrr
This app gave me crabs.
I WAS PUT FOR ADOPTION
I’m going to move to Africa now I lost the case. They threw glizzy at me everyday for 7 months.
