Until now, my weather ‘app’ (short for application) has been a pinecone. I leave the pinecone outside my bedroom window overnight, and if it is wet, I know it has been raining. If the pinecone is frozen, i know it has been cold. If the pinecone has melted, I know Ihave been in a fire. If the pinecone is gone, I know I have been burgled and I call MI5.
My old pinecone ‘app’ was very good for telling me the weather from the past; but never before have I had an application that can tell me the weather from the future. This has truly astounded my family and I, and saved us from spending so many shackles on pinecones — we will soon be able to afford to eat meat. My pinecone dealer is in tears! Which is also good because I hate my pinecone dealer (he is my idiot half-brother Gregor). Also the dog is good for my daughter Incredulia who laughs at the doggie before she goes to work in the marshes. This application has made my family so happy, please download it and put my evil half-brother out of business finally so he has to move from the village. Best wishes.
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