I never knew what true love was before I downloaded Falafel King. My ex wife left me once she learned I didn't prefer Schwarma, and that I left our newborn son in our car on a hot day while shopping for cigarettes (I'm very particular). After a few sequential repossessions of my homes by multiple large banks, and even more legal disputes between myself (representing myself) and large banking firms seeking to make an example of me due to my less-than-ethical economic practices, I thought I'd lost everything. And that’s when I found Falafel King. On a whim I downloaded this life changing app, seeking out some entertainment to quell my growing disillusionment with the life I’d grown into living. But it was so much more than entertainment. I quickly got the hang of the gameplay flow, tapping the bread, adding the falafel, incorporating all the toppings, pouring the boiled wine, beseeching my associate to bear me restocked produce, and gathering the fruits (money) of my tireless labor. I was ON FIRE. Falafel King consumed my daily routine, draining away the pain of being as well as the pressure of multiple multi-million dollar lawsuits breathing down my neck like a sore on a neck. In escaping my own life, I discovered that I hadn’t felt so alive in years. I now run a five star, Michelin star restaurant selling all varieties of falafel and the finest aged boiled wine the world has to offer. My life before is but a distant memory, a world I don’t even recognize as reality anymore. Who’s to say what reality is? Maybe the only real world is the one in which my dreams are realized. And if I’m wrong and it is nothing more than a dream, it’s one I hope i never wake up from. 5 stars
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