So basically, I got a warning on my iPhone I got from a random high dude on the side of a high way a week ago. The warning said “your iPhone has 30+ viruses and will damage ur ENTIRE device if you don’t react immediately!” So knowing it was a scam, I downloaded this app anyways😺! A day later, the same dude that gave me the iPhone showed up at my door and told me that my iPhone didn’t have all those viruses, but my dog did! After he left, my dog was just sitting there, lonely, sad, depressed, so I gave my dog a treat, BUT HE BIT MY FINGER OFF! but it grew back. All of a sudden, my dog turned into my dad, the one that left me 10 years ago. He finally came back with the milk. But we put me in his car and drove me to an orphanage, where I met my REAL dad, the one that also left me, but didn’t leave for milk, but left for cheese. Now I’m on my death bed because my emo obese girl friend jumped on top of me after hearing that she was pregnant with 10 kids. Kinda happy that I’m almost dead, at least I don’t have 10 kids to handle. I can see the light as I’m writing this. So long people. And always remember. Once you go black, you never go back.
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