Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Groantube the wise? No. I thought not, It's No story the ordinary toy would tell you. It's a tube legend. Darth Groantube was a Dark Lord of the tubes. He was so powerful, Yet so wise. He could use the force of music to influence the medi notes to create... Groans. He had such a knowledge of the Dark side, He could even keep the ones he cared about from groaning. He could actually save the ones he cared about from groans. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Well what happened to him? Darth Groantube became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his power to groan... which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his tube apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice groaned him in his sleep. Ironic... he could save others from death, but not himself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a ordinary toy.
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