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  • Fantastic but here’s a few ideas

    Please add a way to get rid of the ads with an in game purchase. Also, maybe just slightly increase the weight of the tips of two handed weapons so that thrust are just a little easier to pull off. Not by much but a slight adjustment would help I think. Same for one handed but that is still fun as is and satisfying. Maybe make it possible to get your blade stuck in your opponent on a strike that penetrates the armor fully(specifically the torso, so more can happen there. And if possible make thrust attacks target the torso above limbs so it’s a little more realistic and thrusts are a little better. Just a thought.) Being able to cut the torso if you can’t already would also be great. I haven’t been able to pull it off as only limbs get cut first. Also PLEASE add in one handed spears. With the adjustment I mentioned above it could be really cool.
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  • Fantastic Game with Bad Ads

    I enjoy this game a lot, a different take on melee combat, and the mechanics work well on my phone. I was thoroughly entertained. My only real problem with this game is the ads, which pop up every five or six turns, even earlier if you visit the shop. I would be willing to pay a couple of dollars to get those adverts to bug off. But alas, there isn’t the option to do so. This game is worth paying a couple of dollars for in the first place. Would appreciate if we could eventually have this game without the constant adverts. I don’t care for fruit ninja, I care for medieval combat! If I wanted to play those games, I’d have already downloaded them.
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  • Great game - pay to remove ads would be great

    This is an awesome game the only thing stopping it from being 5 star is the frequent ads. A pay to remove feature would be awesome.
  • Needs polishing but has great potential

    Overall really enjoying the graphics, building my fighters and upgrading their gear.
    Here is my criticisms, it’s too easy. I’ve essentially dominated every fight. Hands down best weapon is a shield. The actually weapons should do more damage and the breaking of arms and legs should be a bit more frequent, also damage to the body should increase(imo).
    I wanted to give four stars. But. . After i tried to play multiplayer i now can’t even play single player offline without needing to connect to the internet. This problem did not exist until i tried to play multiplayer.
    This game could very easily be 5 stars. It deserves 4. But still needs some work. I look forward to future updates and hope to be changing this to 5 stars soon.
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  • Multiplayer Mechanics

    Great game, good looks, progression, fighting style, and range of weapons. Single player works well as just a “duel these guys, buy armor, fight harder guys” kind of game

    Does feel a bit grindy, but the fights are so fun it doesn’t matter. Maybe a bit of plot for our fighter could liven the game? Why is he fighting all these guys? What does he want?

    As for multiplayer, really looking forward to a ranked mode as people just quit sometimes when the fight gets too hard. One thing you could implement is a point system for armor and weapons, so if you load up on armor, you can’t have big weapons or vice versa; something to balance the game so that those who haven’t unlocked everything can still fight ranked and have a chance
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  • Qwop Meets Mordehau

    The duel joystick control of each arm works specifically well on a touch screen, and it shows that real thought was put into this game to take advantage of its device. I guess a controller would be a bit better so you could move and swing at once easier, but that would also leave a lot of useless buttons. Upgrades come at a good pace and swings feel responsive and meaty when you get used to it, and you gotta love a game where it says “screw shining honorable knights. Take the fight to the enemy as a dirty peasant with a hammer and show the prissy pants royal family how REAL men battle.”
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  • Simply Gore-geous

    To start off I’m a big geek for combat games where you’re in control of the limbs and this game pulls it off so well. The controls don’t lag on you or the opponent so it doesn’t make it any easier on you or your opponent. I’ve only played single player so far but its still pretty solid. Some of the mechanics are a little confusing as to how to deal the most damage. Poking and stabbing would seem to be the most effective but it doesn’t always do the most damage where it would seem to do catastrophic damage but I’ve put this to the armor the opponent has is softening the blow. Your sword and shield sometimes clip through the opponent’s weapons and get caught but tbh it kinda just feels like one of those bugs that perfectly made for a feature as it looks like you’re just holding out. The background for the game is very well detailed.

    Most of the bad reviews for this game are just complaints that it won’t load at all. Whether its a graphical error for them or an account processing that’s bug is too sad but I didn’t experience any of this so they may be old reviews

    Just some of my suggestions: Npcs should be a tad more aggressive on advancing on you, it’s exceptionally easy to put the opponent against the wall.

    Add fire mechanics on the torches. Ex. you’re pushed up against the wall or you’re pushing up against the wall and hold your weapon up to the fire for some time to deal added damage, it would leave you open for some time.
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  • AMAZING small suggestion

    I love this game. I’ve been obsessed since I downloaded it and I never thought a mobile game could do that. Smashing down on an opponents head with a war hammer is so satisfying and the graphics are great. It inspires me to get back into pixel art. My only problem is that the game gets too easy to the point of repetitiveness. This can easily be fixed I think. If you can put some more work into the AI and make it a little more advanced you’re nearly there. Adding parrying would be an interesting mechanic? I LOVE that there is no player leveling or XP. Just make things a little more interesting, like environmental hazards or tougher boss fights with unique bosses. You think its one guy then boom a man on a horse shows up. EITHER WAY I can’t wait to see how this game progresses in development. GREAT JOB!
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  • PLEASE READ

    The mechanics feel great. The physics are whacky yet satisfying. HOWEVER there are more ads than I feel comfortable with in a game. I would MUCH rather pay a couple bucks to have this removed. Though the idea of doing that hinders one thing. If I were to pay for ad removal (which there is no present option) there’s the issue of ads still being present in the form of “watch an ad to double for reward”. I don’t think this wrecks the game. I still think it’s more than worth a download. More so I would pay money to play this game. I think that it’s sad that an otherwise awesome game becomes indistinguishable with these promising games unbearably muddied with ads. Other people might not feel the same, but personally if this game had a “remove ads” buttons that was like $2.99 I’d happily pay it, as well as an additional fee to permanently double rewards. I really hope this gets implemented.
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  • It won’t let me play

    It won’t let me play it just gets stuck on a loading screen with a black background I would probably enjoy it if I got to play it but pls fix it I am on a .I phone 8 If that’s a problem

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