Fun game, but offline progress doesn’t work
Doesn’t run in the background, so you’d have to leave the app open for hours while it grinds away. That’s fine for a PC idle game, but not an iOS game.
Why port it to iOS if the fundamental game mechanism doesn’t work?
Why port it to iOS if the fundamental game mechanism doesn’t work?
The best text based adventure game I’ve ever played
This game is hands down, without a doubt, the best text based adventure game I’ve every played. It actually may be the best mobile game I’ve ever played hands down. It is so engaging, the difficulty is absolutely perfectly balanced, there is so much to explore and do and yet I still crave more. I can honestly say I play this game up for up to 5 hours a day, I play it more than I use any social media app, ever. I have been playing text based adventure games for a long time, and throughout my entire life I’ve never experienced a game as incredible as this. I’m so mad I can’t swear because I cannot properly express how much I love this game. I have been consistently playing every day for MONTHS. Absolute hidden gem, I recommend and show this game to everyone I know because it’s genuinely so fantastic. The story is perfect. The world building is spectacular. The options and variety and depth is mind blowing. The detail and intricacy is fabulous. Every time I discover something new in this game I am delighted, it is always so fun to incorporate into the already incredibly complex little world this game has built. I don’t write reviews normally, but this game is spectacular. Genuinely the most perfect game I’ve ever come across.
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Fun game but
Not very well mobile optimized. Options are too small to click on. Also Can’t figure out after first ascension how to make Sloth function. Does it not work on mobile?
Fix the crashing
The game is good I like it but it crashes way to much and when it does I got back to where I manually saved there is no auto save at all
Chopping wood.
You will spend most of your time chopping wood, turning wood into firewood, and selling firewood. When you aren’t doing that, you’re going to praying.
If I tried to make the world’s most boring RPG, I don’t think I could have done a better job than this festering dung pile. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game so completely devoid of enjoyable game play. You will spend days grinding to unlock the next area, and when you do, it’s so overpowered that you have no choice but to keep grinding lower levels to be successful. It’s a fever dream of three steps forward, two steps back.
Seriously, if I was being paid to play this game, I’d find a better job, and I’d take a pay cut.
I cannot stress enough how miserable it is to play this game. Here’s a short list of things I’d rather spend my time doing:
Scrubbing a toilet
Mowing the yard
Painting a house
Reading the dictionary
Doing the dishes
Steam cleaning carpets
Chopping actual firewood
Cleaning out the fire pit
Scrubbing burnt marshmallow from skewers
Going to church
Emptying ash trays
Folding laundry
Mopping
Cleaning windows
Changing a tire on the side of a busy Highway
Using an outhouse
Helping grade schoolers with their homework
Filing my taxes
If I tried to make the world’s most boring RPG, I don’t think I could have done a better job than this festering dung pile. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a game so completely devoid of enjoyable game play. You will spend days grinding to unlock the next area, and when you do, it’s so overpowered that you have no choice but to keep grinding lower levels to be successful. It’s a fever dream of three steps forward, two steps back.
Seriously, if I was being paid to play this game, I’d find a better job, and I’d take a pay cut.
I cannot stress enough how miserable it is to play this game. Here’s a short list of things I’d rather spend my time doing:
Scrubbing a toilet
Mowing the yard
Painting a house
Reading the dictionary
Doing the dishes
Steam cleaning carpets
Chopping actual firewood
Cleaning out the fire pit
Scrubbing burnt marshmallow from skewers
Going to church
Emptying ash trays
Folding laundry
Mopping
Cleaning windows
Changing a tire on the side of a busy Highway
Using an outhouse
Helping grade schoolers with their homework
Filing my taxes
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Please fix
I loved this game before and never got my saved wiped then when I had been playing it for 2 days I got off to check on a game then I got on and it said to create a new save and then I never got my progress back please fix
Good fun!
I played this game on steam and loved it, I highly recommend giving it a try. The game is easily beatable without in app purchases, features no adds, and is (as of writing) still getting big fixes. My only complaint is the GUI, as it is clear the game it meant to be played on computer. Give it a try!
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Can’t change the way the screen is facing
No matter how hard I try I cannot change the way the screen is facing it works on all the other apps but not this one when I try to plug in my charger the game is upside down this is a real pain and I’m not having this issue with any other apps besides this one
Good, but needs improvement
I can’t flip the screen, I can’t multitask with the app on my iPad pro, and offline progress doesn’t seem to ever work.
Screen rotation
Looks like a very good game, well made. One problem; screen rotation. I’m not much of a critic but the fact that I can’t rotate my screen leaves me very irritated, I hope you get to this problem quickly.
