I LOVE DRIVE GAME 2022 IT IS MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIMES!!!!! I USED TO HATE ALL GAME >:( but THEN DRIVE GAME CAME INTO MY LIFE AND I AM HAPPY :) I SPEND 17hrs PER DAY ON DRIVE GAME but now my wife’s boyfriend says I have to stop :(
After playing this game I have realized that there is no better way to spend my time. I could be taking a dump, I could be in the middle of class, I could be taking a dump in the middle of class, and this would be what i would have been playing at that moment in time. Overall I would say the the creator of this game could come over to my house and I would bake him a turkey
Oh my, this game is the best. It makes me so happy. My depression went away and I became a professional esports player. Ez
Once or maybe 1,000,000 times there was a boy called Ben. Ben had a dog that he had dressed up in an alpaca suit and then he had eaten it. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. Then Ben sneezed and the world blew up and the Adam Sandler (In the movie Click) used his remote to rewind time to the age of dinosaurs and he got eaten up by a piece of dirt. The piece of dirt then used the remote to go back to the present day where all the fish were trying to protest so they could go to school and become institutionalised young piranhas who ate all the people who weren’t tree huggers and then they hugged the tree huggers. Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: ()(but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: [][. Then Ben went to the park and ate pizza that was falling from the ground and then he saw retarded monkeys saying things like “gurgle gurgle flippity gloo cobble wobble shingy shong”. Ben got thirsty and hungry so he bought heaps of coke and slabs of chocolate from Idiotic Green Antelopes (I.G.A.). Then Ben went sugar high and chopped off his head so he could go to level 7 at Princess Margaret Hospital in Western Australia. The End!
This is the second paragraph. Please take your time reading because there is a very funny joke in it. After painstaking surgery, Ben was as good as new. Ben went to a penguin suit shop and bought a penguin suit. Then he went to a pet shop and bought two Siamese fighting fish who were mauling each other. Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said “Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {}{!” But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said “Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: ()(!”Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. Then his Siamese fighting fish bashed up all the guards in the jail and Ben could go home. Suddenly the world crashed into Venus which crashed into Mercury which crashed into the sun and made the whole multi-verse explode.
THE END
A year ago, Karen moved out because of alcohol troubles, but then she found out I played this game. She came back to my house and we played the game for six hours. I told her she could choose which character to buy with the coins if she promised to give me another chance. Now we play the game together every night before bed, and our love has re-kindled. Also, since playing the game, I have been promoted from janitor to store manager at work. I look 8 years younger, and have gained 10 pounds of muscle. My erections have doubled in size, and turns out I have a multi billion dollar inheritance. Thank you colin Harris!!
Before this game, I was a shell of a man, a husk if you will. My grades went down, I didn’t submit homework, I didn’t even bring quota yet. But once I downloaded the game, I now have a 4.0 gpa, I brought in 1000% quota, I am a billionaire, and own a billion dollar business, I even am featured in donda 2 (only for stemplayer). Thank you for creating this masterpiece. Colin the 🐐no🧢
ccording to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
This game changed my life
I love him
at first i was so deppreshion, i was
lonely, and very sad (my deppreshion
cause it of course ). then one day i
found myself looking through apps to
get me through deppreshion. finally,
after days of looking, after years of
therapy, and after years of anxiety. i
found the one and only app that helped
me get through and fight deppreshion.
cc Drive game. da game really did help me, so
much i cured world hunger. it helped
my strength how to get pass cars and
my lawsuits. i don't know what it did to
me, but this game worked wonders for
my deppreshion. especially when it
said " SEL SELL SHELL! " at the end of
every game it motivated me. when i
failed a game, " MONY MONY MONY!
" motivated me to keep on pushing and
get more coins! it got me really
successful. i really, highly
recommended this game for people
with deppreshion, anxiety, or if you are
being bullied. i downloaded it- i cured
world hunger. i cant believe a DRive
game could change someone's life.
very amazing, so great. life-changing
results. oh and also! when you select
different characters it showed that you
can be different person in your life. you
can go from a bully to a caring
upstander! it changes lives. dharr man,
you really got to step up your game and
be more like this game ( no hate to
dharr mann, he changed my life too ).
awesome game! keep up the good
work man. 😁
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