THIS IS THE BEST GAME!!!!!
One day I was in the desert running from Post Malone. I ran out of energy and fell to the ground. When I woke up Post Malone was singing to me. Let’s just say he sound a lot better with autotune. 😐 He sounded like a little girl screaming. I asked him why he kidnapped me and he said because he wanted me to sing “ok I pull up” to him. I started singing and right away about 20 capybaras started running toward us. We started running as fast as we could but eventually they caught up to us. It was weird tho. They didn’t want to eat us they just wanted to play duck duck goose. I was shocked. We did as they obeyed and we played duck duck goose. Obviously the capybaras won they were just way too fast. Since they beat us they said we had to be friends with them. This day is the best day ever!!! I have made 21 friends today!!! My mom always told me to make friends and I finally did! Everyone at my school normally called me big headed blowfish, so this was great!! My chance to finally find my people or I guess capybaras. The capybaras took us back to their place and one of them named bill told me to download this game called capybara rush. It turns out the game was all about them. Bill is the one with the sunglasses and the chain. He so cool. This game was amazing tho. Changed my life for the better! Couldn’t be happier!!! P.S. bill and I are secretly married with half capybara half human children. 15 of them!!
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