Every day of my miserable life was so unwelcoming and unfortunate. One lazy day, I woke up on both sides of the bed and sighed using my lazy mouth. I heard the wolves howling out my window, staring up at the moon. I groaned and turned over, grabbed my phone, and started watching videos on a website I can’t mention. I then came across an app, an app called Blue Emoji. I hesitantly downloaded this app, it seemed as if it had an otherworldly charm. Before I knew it, a blue genie came out of my phone. This genie was mewing and it looked very alpha sigma. I gasped and grasped my mouth. “Welcome, Future Rizzler. My name is Ultra Mega Gen. I am only here to show off my Edged Penlenits, bye” He disappeared in a flash. Suddenly, I felt my cheekbones getting more prominent and my body getting more gigachad. I felt forced to be mewing, but I felt a pang of confidence as this change happened.
The next day when I woke, I was suddenly the most alpha of them all. I got married, had kids, got a divorce, got married again, had 3 more kids, and more. Thank you, Blue Emoji, for summoning some sigma skibidi genie, and making me the Alpha Sigma. 🧏♀️🐺
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