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5 years ago

Instant Sex!?!?!?!

I’ve had many sex time with many woman!!. I thank the pigy and the birds! The only bad thing I can find with this app is that it’s too distracting when I’m balls deep in woman that I cannot play pigggy slots >:(

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6 years ago

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It’s bad 🤬

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6 years ago

AMAZING

I came 7 times in the first 7 min! I can see why it’s rated 17+, though. Snow Storm Software releases yet another hit to the App Store. I’m a new man after all this addictive gameplay. The graphics are amazing and the game helps me unwind. I actually stopped drinking! The piggy and birdie make me laughy, big funny. This game is near and dear to my heart, better than any other game I have EVER played. And this game helped me completely forget about my wife’s boyfriend.

5 stars. Can not recommend enough!

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6 years ago

My Soul is Now Free

This game is absolutely phenomenal. Right after playing this game i felt instant relief. I had suffered extreme depression, waking up every day, scrolling through the app store finding nothing entertaining. Until i found this game. This game has saved my life and my sanity. I have been talking and thinking about this game for months! Sometimes i even get aroused watching those pigs spin again and again.

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