2LT Simulator

You are a tired LT in OCP's (at all times) with a rucksack, and the whole post is closed. Tap to flap. Fly through the gap between the things you are not allowed to have — they are labeled BEER and FUN, and touching either one ends your day. Every ten or twenty bottles somebody needs you at a formation, and you have to clear a set number of gaps to make it on time. Miss it and you will hear about it. Somebody always comes over afterward. • One-thumb controls — tap anywhere to flap • Formation Challenges with a new objective every time • Three different things that can happen when you die • Signs that say BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES • No accounts, no ads, no internet connection required • Your high score stays on your phone A parody. Nothing in it is a real document, nobody in it holds a rank, and it is not affiliated with any service or installation.