Seems simple but...!
This seems like a simple random phrase generator, but once you activate Secret Illumination Mode it becomes an intriguing ARG
Great app!!!
Even though there’re too much meaningless sentences not making sense, I can still find some wise “proverbs like” sentence in this app. Great way to know what illuminati is thinking about.
Remember fortune cookies?
That’s what this reminds me of: the little programs that gave us random messages when we logged in, back in the command line days. And it’s hilarious. I have just spent entirely too long playing with it.
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET IT:
This is not a game. Don’t expect it to be one; it isn’t. Don’t complain and down-rate it because it isn’t what it never pretended to be. It’s a fortune cookie app. And it’s not supposed to make sense.
This is meant for a very specific subculture that plays certain games and reads certain books. If you are one of those people, you know and you get the jokes. If you’re got no clue what it’s all about, you’re not one; it’s an inside joke for people who are not you.
And for the love of Eris, it’s free; don’t whine, just delete it. If you misunderstood what it is, or you don’t understand what’s going on, that’s because you’re not who it’s for. You’re rather like a Windows user who doesn’t get Mac jokes, or vise versa.
FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET IT:
This is not a game. Don’t expect it to be one; it isn’t. Don’t complain and down-rate it because it isn’t what it never pretended to be. It’s a fortune cookie app. And it’s not supposed to make sense.
This is meant for a very specific subculture that plays certain games and reads certain books. If you are one of those people, you know and you get the jokes. If you’re got no clue what it’s all about, you’re not one; it’s an inside joke for people who are not you.
And for the love of Eris, it’s free; don’t whine, just delete it. If you misunderstood what it is, or you don’t understand what’s going on, that’s because you’re not who it’s for. You’re rather like a Windows user who doesn’t get Mac jokes, or vise versa.
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Is there an update coming for ios11?
Love the app!!
Essential
I have found no better way to get my important messages from the Illuminati on the go!
This was great but does not run on iOS 11. Fix that & I’ll bump it back up to 5 stars!
This was great but does not run on iOS 11. Fix that & I’ll bump it back up to 5 stars!
Endorphin Proliferator
Good for some chuckles by creating hilarious imagery.
Will it be updated so it continues to run?
Will it be updated so it continues to run?
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Absolutely love this app. it appeals greatly to my inner wombat, and keeps the Evil Tacos at bay. if that made any sense to you whatsoever, you probably don't smoke enough cotton. Don't be a normal. ҒṄȎЯԀ.
A moral compass to insanity
What this app isn't: a game.
What this app is: or is it?
What this app is: or is it?
I *feel* enlightened…
Needs a button to copy the message (including it's attribution) to the clipboard. Oh, and I'm told I must contaminate the tennis ball immediately and report to the final authority.
Fergalicious!
If you love random things, then this is the app for you!
