I was gonna make a 'joke' about the force being strong with this one, but with this app and my iPhone lightsaber, I'm now genuinely starting to believe in the power of the dark side!
Obviously, my friends and family thought that I was having some sort of psychotic break from reality, but after being sectioned under the mental health act, the psychiatrists did some tests and it turned out that my mediclorian levels are through the roof! And the most amazing part of everything was that the doctors didn't actually tell me what all the tests were for or share any of the results with me, but I know it must be true due to the fact that they won't let me be discharged on the basis that I pose a risk to myself and other people - ergo, my powers are still increasing!!
*They won't be able to hold me much longer:
"No my dear physicians, you don't need to see my discharge sheet... Move along, move along".
"We don't need to see his discharge sheet... Move along, move along".
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