Talking Ben the Dog User Reviews

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I was kind of scared

My name is Carmen, I’m a 12 year old, and got this game to make Ben say funny things as in asking him if he was gay, or just being dumb. At 5:30 am I asked Ben if he was watching me without my permission. All Ben did was hang up the phone. I’ve had the game for less that a day and I’m already scared for my safety. Thanks, game developers!
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DOWNLOAD THIS APP NOW PLEASEEEEEÉËÈÊĒĖĘ

Download this app now please. It changed my life. I asked Ben if I should sell my brother on the blackmarket and he said: “Yes.” So I did. I got 2,000 dollars for him! What a deal! I then asked if I should cut off my leg and sell it for 1k on the blackmarket and Ben said: “Hohoho. Yes.” So I Did. I got 1.5k dollars! I then sold my mum’s toothbrush for $600! It was such a good deal. Ben then told me to eat moldy beans so I did. Now Im living a good life in heaven. THANK YOU BEN MY GODDESS OF LOVE!!!! 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🥺❤️😘😜🤩🥳😎😍🎉🥰🔥💕✨ I am currently up in heaven. Heaven is so beautiful, but everything is on fire and everyone keeps on telling me that it didn't heaven and it is “heel? Or hell?” Anyways, I LOVE THIS PLACE AND BEN MADE ME FEEL LOVED. I FEEL LIKE I COULD FALL ASLEEP FOREVER. I FEEL LIKE BEN IS SO INLOVE WITH ME THAT I WILL TURN INTO A FURRY FOR HIM!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨💕💕💕💕💕💕🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Ben is one of the best

Ben is hilarious and the way he's always angry is AMAZING! I like the way he answers your questions on the phone call. The mixing of the potion things is very interesting you will never know what will happen next! it's cute when he eats his beans and when he drinks. It's funny annoying him, over all i recommend this game lots.

Thank You
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Overall good

I like this game, the man in the eyes are all nonsense, the Angela game is the only one with the unexpected feature the developers did not expect due to a hack, this game however is nothing like it. It isn’t glitchy. But it may be a waste of space on phone. I re download and download from time to time to use up time but all I go is ask stupid questions like ‘is the Eiffel Tower made of poo’ and if you ask a question like ‘are you spying’ it will randomly say ‘yes’, ‘no’, ‘hu’ or ‘bla’. The games engine is designed like that so it is random and if it says yes to a similar question it actually isn’t. You don’t need to worry about the game contents. It is perfectly ok.
Not 5/5 because it can get a bit boring but for what it offers, it is good.
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What’s going on with the reviews?!

So you know how on nearly all of the reviews it says stuff like “IM YOSHIKAGE KIRA” or sum like that….I just clicked “see all” and I had saw that almost all of them was saying info VERY PRIVATE INFO about somebody called yoshikage kira or something…it’s pretty creepy tbf cuz the way they was all different titles but same review?! I’m starting to get a bit freaked out bc well..you know it’s a bit disturbing how one of them had “Ben k!ddn@ped my family..” but ofc it only said stuff about someone called “yoshikage kira”
Sorry but this is extremely disturbing and creepy…
I hope this gets fixed
Stay safe ppl ^^
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Ben brutally murdered my family

Among Us is a multiplayer game where 10 players get dropped into an alien spaceship, sky headquarters or planet base, where each player is designated with a private role of either a “crewmate” and an “impostor.” This is an online multiplayer social deduction game, and a player can either be a crewmate or an imposter.
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…I’m scared now 😭😭😭

So o just downloaded this app because I saw a video explaining why it was so bad. I then asked it a few questions but it didn’t answer me. When I asked it where I live it told me a house number and a state believe it or not I lived at that house number and in that state. I then asked are you watching me, it’s said ‘yes’ then I got freaked out and deleted the app right away but now I’m going to try again and download it and see if it gives me the same answer 😭😭
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Warning

This is probably gonna get lost in the sea of so-called “reviews” about Yoshikage Kira, but I need to let you all know about this. I decided to play this game at 3am and 33 seconds, which was the worst mistake of my life. I looked out the window and saw talking starscream armed with a bazooka! I was scared, so fled to the door, but then talking tony materialised in front of me! He made a weird grimace, so I chucked a set of cupboards at him! He fled, and I got to the phone and called the popo! However, it was elvis on the phone! Then all of a sudden an overweight 3-eyed minion materialised from the phone and decided to summon Mike wazowski so they could summon their trust guardians sexy Optimus prime,the nostalgia critic and talking Tom! All three of these characitires and then sang balling sped up by roddy rotten in order to kill animan studios, then talking starscream disappeared and we won! It was a weird experience, but I kinda enjoyed it. But do not play it at 3am minutes and 33 seconds or you might die! And I was just a licky one! So yeah, this was my review of talking ben. Cheese, Ceackrers and Cenent out!
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Ben

One time when I was playing Talking Ben the mobile game, something horrible happened to me… and it was all because of… Ben. I was sitting on my bed… enjoying this wonderful game. All of a sudden… I heard a noise coming from my bathroom… “Ben?” In a manly voice. I looked over into the doorway and there he was. It was… Ben. He was staring straight at me. All I could see was his massive juicy balls… before I knew it they were right… in my face. I started to panic and move around to try to get out of this suffocating, juicy mess. All I could see was fur and balls. The scent of meat filled my nostrils. Suddenly I grabbed his balls to pull him off of me… that’s when I realized… his balls were bigger than my face. I could barely get a grip on them when suddenly I reached for my desk and pulled out some scissors. I opened then and snipped off the balls. As I was on my last breath I got the last snip in and they came clean off of his body. He fell to the floor in agony and screamed “Ben!”. I pushed his severed balls off my face and got up to fart on his face. He suffocated between my voluptuous bootay. I dragged him out onto the curb and disposed of his body. Overall a traumatizing but great experience, would recommend.
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Absolutely Amazing

Talking Ben is the pinnacle of gaming. Prime fortnite looks like crap compared to this masterpiece. I once broke down after not getting my victory royal. I was in deep depression, then I saw it. This glorious app granted me immense power of intelligence. I didn’t believe the reviews of this app, but they were true and I am shocked. Ben shared his story with me, he was once depressed like you and I, but through his divine wisdom, I was able to accumulate the knowledge of the universe. Throughout my life I have wondered; what is the reason for the universe existence? It’s Ben, and always has been. Throughout the stone ages Ben has help humanity in order for us to reach the moment in which we could communicate with Ben. Now we are here with this app it lets us communicate with our divine being. Ben even was there for my wedding in which he told me to not go through with it. I wasn’t happy with the decision at first but now I can feel a connection with me and Ben. And I now realize all the love in the world is supposed to be given to Ben. There is no universe it is only Ben and has always been just Ben. This divine power has helped me reach salvation in my one and only ruler: Ben.
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