Leave a Review Milk The Cow
This game is rlly fun
My gf has this game on her phone and its rlly entertaining she beat me by a lot but thats okay please download so your partner is happy with you :33Quirkless Stranger
Milk the Cow
I saw this game on the App Store, 3 years ago. My friends were over, having a few beers, looking at the App Store to find some fun games. Udders caught my eye. I saw a game called “Milk the Cow” and decided to give it a shot. This game got me hooked immediately. I couldn’t stop. It was a constant race to get a better, faster score. I was addicted. During work, I was milking. During mealtimes, I was milking. When I was supposed to be shopping, I was milking. I lost sleep. So much, in fact, that I got tuberculosis and polio. My wife couldn’t stand my obsession with this game. She left me and took the kids. But that couldn’t stop my addiction. I was fired from my job because I was milking instead of working. I stopped paying my bills because I was stroking those udders. I got kicked out of my house. I was now homeless. I turned to hard drugs. I looked on the Milk the Cow leaderboard, and discovered what I looking for. I found cocaine dealers, heroin dealers, even meth dealers. Every penny I made from begging on the streets went towards drugs. It was what I lived for.
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Milk the Cow
10/10 would recommend! When sequel?Show lesswifitiejfkg
Great game
I love this game so much but when I got my highest score of 4.75 seconds it didn’t count it on the leaderboard. I literally burnt the tips of my fingers for the score and I’m still at six hundred something on the leaderboard. Very mad about this and thats why the my rating is how it is. Other than that I play this in class, while driving, or while my mom is telling me she how she doesn’t love my dad anymore. Great game.Show lessM e m e M a s t e r
Best game I’ve ever played
I enjoy this game a lot more than any other gamewffle dolfer6000
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hi there i i just is called back in the office for help and she said she would need probably a couple hours of sleep so she would have to take a shower and then i wake me when she gets there so we will be able to sleep lol and iKIDWHOISALIVE2793
Milkys Cows
BAD 😭😭😭, I PLAYED FOR HOURS SND DAYS AND YEARS AND NEVER GOT MILKY COWS IRL I WENT ONTO INTERNET SND ORDERED 2 AND THERE WAS COWS AT MY DOOR I HAD TO MOVE THEM TO A FARM AND THE FARM SAID NO MILKY IM 50 TODAY AND THIS GAME HAS CHANGED MY LIFE NOW ALL MY FRIENDS HATE ME AND HUSBAND WE SIGNED DIVOCE PAPERS YESTERDAY😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡Show lessLydia the pro
i love cow
i can’t drink milk… i love cowChuncky donuts
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i Just love milking this cows sweet udderemerie udder
Great game
I love milking the cow, it relieves my stressKrispymr
You get for what you paid for.
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