I love this game
This is the coolest game ever. I like milking cows and this actually gives me an improvement. It’s so cool that I actually love it so much that I have it on my iPad forever. I’m nine years old and I love this game because it’s so cool. I love this game in bold letters
Cows
I LOVE MILKING MEN WOMEN AND COWS
This game is rlly fun
My gf has this game on her phone and its rlly entertaining she beat me by a lot but thats okay please download so your partner is happy with you :33
Milk the Cow
I saw this game on the App Store, 3 years ago. My friends were over, having a few beers, looking at the App Store to find some fun games. Udders caught my eye. I saw a game called “Milk the Cow” and decided to give it a shot. This game got me hooked immediately. I couldn’t stop. It was a constant race to get a better, faster score. I was addicted. During work, I was milking. During mealtimes, I was milking. When I was supposed to be shopping, I was milking. I lost sleep. So much, in fact, that I got tuberculosis and polio. My wife couldn’t stand my obsession with this game. She left me and took the kids. But that couldn’t stop my addiction. I was fired from my job because I was milking instead of working. I stopped paying my bills because I was stroking those udders. I got kicked out of my house. I was now homeless. I turned to hard drugs. I looked on the Milk the Cow leaderboard, and discovered what I looking for. I found cocaine dealers, heroin dealers, even meth dealers. Every penny I made from begging on the streets went towards drugs. It was what I lived for.
With one exception…
Milk the Cow
10/10 would recommend! When sequel?
With one exception…
Milk the Cow
10/10 would recommend! When sequel?
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It’s the best game
I sent a 5⭐️ review because it is the best stress reliever and is fun to compete against your friends
My best time is 6.71 secs do you think you can beat it
My best time is 6.71 secs do you think you can beat it
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Cured my cancer
Milk
Milking makes me hard
This is a game for me… I don’t know why💀
This game is amazing, but it’s also weird it’s ✨SATISFYING✨ to me that I don’t know if other people find it satisfying I’m weird so it’s satisfying for me😜
I’ve never hated something with more of my soul 🥲
It’s so cured and weird at the same time but I enjoy it am I metal 🥲?
Thank you
I am eternally in your debt,
Thank you
Thank you
