Zen Warrior User Reviews

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Not THAT bad

A creative concept, amazing graphics, but the controls LAG. A LOT. And the AI is pretty darn cheap. Just Fix the lag, and add a darn blick button to karate mode, and nerf the AI. Oh, and make the d-pad static. Please.

And don't pay attention to the idiots calling it "worst app ever", they clearly haven't taken a good look around tge store...
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Zen Rubbish!

Looks good,plays awful. You can beat Karate mode just using sweep. If they worked on it though this could be great....shame.

Argh

Used to be great fun but since update, crashes on 'Voon' opening screen, so I cant play it on my iPod 2G anymore, what a shame

Rubbish

If they attack you you just die rubbish

LAME

I played this game for about 2 minutes and got completely bored with it!

It's nothing like what you see in the screenshots. It's just two people...one on the left and one on the right who have two basic moves - kick and punch.

BORING! waste of time. Not even worth it for free.

Are you serious?

Someone actually spent time creating this game? Sure, it had ok graphics, but that's not the most important aspect of a game. It's actually supposed to be fun, and this one depressed me. Absolutely no amount of fun whatsoever. You punch or kick the opponent (each hit knocks them down like they were hit by a bulldozer), and first one to successfully land a certain number of hits wins. And then you do it again, and again... And when you've knocked down your opponent, you do it once more, then once again, and again. Sometimes you successfully land a hit in the face but nothing happens.
The most fun I had with this game is writing this review about it.
The 5 star review was clearly written by the developer, copying and pasting a line from the description.
Sorry developer, I'm sure a good number of hours went into creating this game, but it was a big flop.
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Too hard

I prefer to play a game that responds when I do something. Levels are just too hard to get by and this just wasted one hour of my life!

Interesting like a car crash.

This game seems to suffer from several issues. The controls are weak and respond poorly to movment. The Character textures appear to be recycled as every character looks identical, just the textures are modified. The AI is weak and requires absolutley skill to beat. I was able to beat the entire game on "Easy" and Expert" by performing the following moves over and over - "down" + "kick". Not a single oppenent was able to counter this.

I grabbed this game while it was free and it amused me only in a sense that any engineer would find flaws in software. But past that I would be fairly upset if this is the quality I recieved for actually paying for it.

On the developer end. The game visually is nice. I admired the level design which is nice and the charachter models themselves are pleasing to look at. Introduction of other models would benefit gratley. A bit of work on the AI and controls would make this game quite playable.
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Brought me to tears (not in the good way)

Thought this game might be good and got it on free weekend. Guess what? Downright terrible! Terrible response and when I would attack someone, the punch or kick would go straight through his face and not do anything. Don't buy it. Ever.

I've played better Atari games...

My iPhone hates me for downloading this game :(

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