Jokes r jokes
My character lived like a sigma male for weeks sleeping outside, going to work, going to the gym to max out athletics for no real reason and showering there, before going home and surviving on a diet of frogs from a nearby waterfall, all the while slowly building up a house from nothing. My roommates paying me rent all the while. When I got tired of coming home from work to find all of my appliances broken and my bed occupied I locked everybody out of the house.
Winter came quickly however. Trapped outside my roommates began freezing to death and starving which I solved by giving them a snow cone machine since it produced no trash but they would not be allowed inside. Everyday my character would go to work over the bodies of the roommates who froze to death that night leading to being just really bummed out. 01 v upside they were still paying rent despite constantly dying and being replaced by the next poor bastard. Also good game