Unpossible

September 30, 2017

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon. IT'S HERE!! The new update for Unpossible is in your hands! Here's all the new awesomesauce: - It's now a 64-bit app so it can run on your new hotness hardware & operating system. Tell your buds it's back! - Rock those jams! (Fixed the background music.) - Completely re-glowed the glowy things. GLLLOOOOOWWWWW! - Improved the level creation logic. - Updated iCloud integration. - Changed Twitter/Facebook button functionality. - Removed some piles of un-needed code & libraries. Who needs those anyway? - Updated shaders on the menu & a few other places for more shadery goodness. - Restructured sub-menu 3d ordering so that things show correctly & looked perfectly 2d. Go figure. - Updated button sounds. - Updated all 3d sounds. Whoosh! - Fixed menu zooming & positioning so that the menus fit all the devices. Snug as a bug in a rug! - Massaged the track glow texture so it looks better when you're zipping along the course at Ultra speeds. Zoom zoom zoomy glowwww! - Fixed the challenge menu. Finish a game & hit the challenge button to challenge your friends! - Tweaked the auto-framerate/glow/GPU settings. - The player death explosion is more/different explosiony. Thanks for playing Unpossible and thanks for reading the entire update notes! If you made it this far, you're a hero. Tweet something out with #unpossible and #theend in it!

May 21, 2014

Thank you so much to all the amazing Unpossible players! TONS OF IMPROVEMENTS! Here's the new stuff: - VROOOM! Performance out the wazoo. If we told you all we did to make this happen, you would totally fall asleep. It's way cool though. We might do a blog post about it. Or even a conference talk. - Guess what those performance improvements mean? Yup, iPhone 4 and iPod touch 4th gen support! - Faster load times. Who wants to wait around forever? Not us - play sooner! - Told the the level-changomatic-arrows not to show up on screen so fast when a game ends. They kept jumping in the way of people trying to play again. They've been warned. - There are some amazing players out there that, through insanely impressive high scores, found a crash in the Daily levels. Since the crash only happens at really high scores, this didn't impact many people. However, it's really, really bad for those who found it. Imagine playing one game of Unpossible for 10 minutes only to have it crash on you. Sad now, aren't you? Yeah, we know and we're really sorry. We fixed it. Bug squished. - Your high scores now sync with the magic in the sky better. There was a bug before where if you scored a high score, closed the game, opened a bunch of other stuff so that the device completely shut down Unpossible, then relaunched Unpossible (on some device types), the saved data for your high scores would get wiped. Yup, that happened. It took millions of games from all your players to find it, but it happened. We used some duct tape and a shoe horn to stop that. If you find any other crazy, unpossible to find bugs, let us know. (Or don't. We lost some hair over this one.) - You now earn the Daily-Septa Futile & Ultra achievements how you're supposed to. If you managed to nab them before, good on ya. Let's just say they're more challenging now. - Secret tweaks somewhere in the level building magic - More level tweaks for super-amazing players. Try to get past an hour now in Simplicity. We dare you. - Sliced & diced the songs so that they now flow all super awesome-like. Silence is not golden. It's boring. No more silence. - Supercharged the device detect-o-matic stuff to make sure the right graphics features are turned on for the right devices. - News! Find out what's going on from the north, the east, the west, and the south. - Turned up the main scene light by 16.38418079096%. Because, you know, it's good to be able to see. - Oh my. The achievement banner was way messed up on the iPhone 4S. It's now kicked back into place. - The video sharing stuff was spewing some clipped app links. No more. - Put four times the pixels in the splash screen for the new iPads. That's a lot of dots. - Apparently some people people call this game Umpossible. With an M. Or even Unimpossible. Why? Stop it. Please. Unpossible. Spread the word. :) If you love Unpossible, please tell your friends. It'd also be super amazing if you'd leave a review in the App Store. <3 If you read all that, you might be the only one. Tweet something with #unpossible and #theend in it.

March 21, 2014