I used to live in my parent’s basement but then I got this game and was motivated to get a job at the age of 47. I choose to become a surgeon and now I make thousands of dollars an hour. And all thanks to this game I didn’t even have to go to college
When I was a really fat kid I dreamed of being a dragon warrior but i was stuck with my dad making noodles and i couldn’t go anywhere without telling him. Until one day the dragon warrior was going to be choice. everyone in town went to go see who was chosen, but i had to take the noodles cart up the stairs and i couldn’t make it in time and the doors shut. So i launched my self with fireworks and ended up getting chosen.
The game changed my life. I was down on everything in life. My money, my women, my money and my money. I was a broke fat looser with no money and no money. Mr oogway showed me the way to the light. He helped me get my money up now we counting quarters in this jawn. Mr oogway turned me from a fat looser to a fat winner‼️thanks mr oogway for battling my morbidly obesity -BobGz
Dear oogway,
Thank you for making this game. Before I downloaded this app, I had 0 friends, and 0 of everything. But, when I downloaded this app, I became the most popular kid in school. My whole life changed too! Thank you.
Sincerely, me.
when I downloaded this game it was the best experience of my life I immediately became rich my dad later came back I got a girlfriend I am living the best life all because of the one and only master oogway so get the game and follow and subscribe to master oogway.
Was just about to abandon my entire life and family until I glanced back hoping that I’ll find one last saving grace to help me through it all and that was when I saw an ad for, Bit Hotel. Completely set me on a whole different track in life which I plan to only succeed further as it has changed it in something no other game could.
I used to be an brokie with no women and a family who despised me, as soon as downloaded bit hotel i instantly became a top g with many women and a family begging for mercy. Thank you master for allowing the opportunity of a lifetime which you can have to just by downloading it for yourself you won’t regret it.
Top G
I absolutely loved the way this game was designed. A lot of thought clearly went into this game, and I’m glad, because it was a total life-changer! I was a total loser before playing this game, running away from my family with a milk jug in-hand, but after playing this game, ive come to realize how much of a coward I was, and decided that it was finally time to make things right. Thank you master Oogway, I have everything I could ever dream of now, a wife and a son, a high-paying job, and most importantly, this game, thank you
(To be clear this is a joke but I do very much appreciate this game)
Before I downloaded this game, i was starving child who only ate out of McDonalds trash cans… However, after playing this game, I’ve become a wealthy adult who has a mansion in Cabo and feeds the other starving children McDonald’s that hasn’t been thrown away yet. Thank you master 🙏
I was living in my mothers basement before I downloaded this app, I was homeless and had nowhere to live at age 34. My father left when I was 8 with the milk, I was depressed and ready to give up on trying to make money, no job wanted me not even a janitor. But when I downloaded this app, it gave me motivation to get up and I go to sleep at 9:45 PM and wake up at 10:00 PM and start doing push ups and weights. After doing this process for 3 days I was fit, my dad came back with expired milk, I got a job, I got married, and last but no least I got kids and living in my own house. I joined professional basketball. Thank you master, my life is now complete.
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