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Urine trouble
Urine Trouble Saved My Life
The phone vibrates whenever you do something good. This reminds me of my crippling herion addiction and my ex wife of 2 weeks got back together after I downloaded. Her name is Demarcus. She is beautiful, she is from central Niger and grew up without real water. She drank elephant piss. Her diet consist of pure iron ore and grinder up coal smoothies.
I believe that we should stop all other religions and look to the urinology. The urine god, testiculus has granted me three wishes.
1. Free pee
2. Free small children
3. Shadow people that follow me around from the FBI
My therapist says I have schizophrenia. But I do not. I swear.