I made it through exactly two games before getting ambushed by ads. After every game? Ad. Before every game? Ad. Thinking about playing? Guess what? Ad. Take a breath with the game open? Yup, another ad. Honestly, I spent more time stuck in ad purgatory than actually playing the game. And I don’t normally write reviews, but wow, this app’s ad assault deserves a special shout-out.
Here’s a crazy idea: how about you hook me on the game first before drowning me in ads? Nope, not here. It’s like a new developer was let loose with the world’s worst business plan: “Let’s show so many ads that people can’t even get attached to the game long enough to tolerate them, let alone consider paying to turn them off!” Genius move. Truly.
So, here I am, wondering if you’re new to this whole app thing or just don’t care. Because, seriously, three ads per one game is absurd. Jesus, even social media scrolling seems like a better use of my time now. I thought I was downloading a puzzle game to exercise my brain, but apparently, I installed the Ad Generator 3000 by mistake.
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