Confused
The worst and only free magic conch app. disappointed that it does not give a straight answer its just stubborn and rude and not helpful.
Racism
The magic conch called me a “Taco eater” and a “Stupid Blackie” AMAZING ITS SO ACCURATE I am indeed both of those things, this app is genius and can further out all of life’s toughest choices
Magic conch
I didn’t know whether or not I should go to the strip club with the homies until I asked the magic conch, 10/10 to both the strip club and the magic conch
Ew
Like squidward says this is the most disgusting poorly prepared app that has ever entered ny ears and i wish to this app and anyone who enjots it to an early and well deserving grave
So fake it’s funny
So fake it’s funny guys
Hallelujah
Praise the magic conch
Love it and need more for more fun
Like it so much it need a trident ask questions
This stopped my best friends suicidal thoughts
My best friend was really thinking about suicide then I introduced him to this wonderful masterpiece and he become the most joyful soul. He would ask it questions and have so much fun with it until one day he asked it if he was gay and it said yes but then Donald Trump showed up and gave him an uno reverse card and it was all good
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All hail the magic conch
Lololooopololololololololililililololololo
Most amazing thing ever
My friends and I never make a decision without this. if the magic conch didn’t exist, my simple life on this Earth would be meaningless.
