Maneuvering Equipment User Reviews

Maneuvering Equipment

Isamu Sakashita

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Stupid
I can’t to anything why did you make this game?
Chlomoney8
6 years ago
Could use improvement..
I like the idea of the game, I needed to play it a couple of times before I liked it. I think that you could add more obstacles and maybe customizable features for your stick person. New features would be great!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Sydney Weiss
9 years ago
UGH
THIS SHOULD BE COPY RIGHTED IT IS A COPY OF ATTACK ON TITAN
JDK1983
10 years ago
The description is the best thing about this game
Ok, so the game is crap. But can we please talk about the description? It doesn't even talk about the game, it just says, "this is a game by Japanese people living in japan. If you think about ninjas or samurai, you are thinking about japan!" I know the descriptions of Japanese games usually don't make sense but I mean COME ON!
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Monmouth moose
10 years ago
I hate
I hate it
pink4499
10 years ago
Perfect
I have never seen such fine art rendered on a phone.
TheEmployed
10 years ago
To easy!
The game is ok but it would be better if it was harder.
Idbeicgywhdhghdjddjdb
10 years ago
BORING AS CRAP!!!!
Ok, first... EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE COLLOSAL TITAN DOESNT ATTACK PEOPLE OR EAT THEM SO WHY IS THE COLLOSAL TITAN CHASING ME!!!!!?????!!!!!??? Answer me that!!!! And this game is soooooo boring! All u do is jump and try to get those platforms with balloons! Also the screen goes too slow!!! I'm always in the front of my screen, this game is really boring. If your into boring games then I recommend this to you!!!! GOOD BYE!!!! 👎👎👎
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Cashcow909
10 years ago
Doesn't Crash on Launch
Before we go any further into this review lets get one thing straight: This. game. is. SICK! Maneuvering Equipment is one of those rare titles that transcends the bounds of mere entertainment and journeys into the realm of the life changing. Before I found this game I was becoming increasingly convinced that life was a waste. I was sure that I had nothing to live for but the eventual embrace of sweet nothing. I dreaded the quiet places that offered the smallest taste of what was to be. Then, on a whim I decided to download this app. The first time I played it I made it about 34 seconds in before I blacked out. This game was simply more than my then unenlightened mind could take. 7.62 hours later I awoke to find myself lying on the floor in a pool of my own vomit and waste. Peeling myself off of my roach infested linoleum I soon realized that I was a changed man. I'd experienced the sublime beauty that only an app of this calibre can unleash. I'd luxuriated in the ineffable grace that is Maneuvering Equipment. I renounced my God, realizing that the only true divinity existed here, on my first generation 8 gb iPod touch.

From that moment on I've existed on a truly different plane of being, far removed from the wretched and rotting perdition that was my old life. I no longer cry myself to sleep. I now gladly rest on my decaying mattress, secure in the knowledge that Maneuvering Equipment will always be there, peacefully slumbering next to me. I no longer sit in abject dread, paralyzed as I listen to the rattts writhe in my walls, now the sound of their cutting talons and chittering incisors invokes the terrible beauty of Mozart's Lacrimosa. I no longer force down my nightly twelve pack of PBR. I enjoy my beverage of fermented corn as though it were the finest of aged single malts.

True, this app has inflicted upon me what some doctors refer to as "mid functioning autism", but that was a small price to pay for the renaissance of my soul. Two thumbs up for this app.
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This Game is Great
11 years ago
:)
great game
EpicRemixMan12
11 years ago