Leave a Review Glorkian Warrior
Used to better
Used to love this game, great graphics, gameplay, sound and humor in a wonderful unified self contained package. Then they added game club ads and now the game just makes me sad when I open it. Sure somebody is always going to try and capitalize off anything of quality by shilling junk at you; but this game was beautiful, and the ads feel like billboards slapped up in a national park.Show lessaccsl
Lost all of my progress
Getting a lot of pop-ups to join the new club thing even though I've already bought the game.
I love this game so much... 6 starsdigs800
Fun game! Yea 64 Bit!!!
No IAP! No energy! The game has different control schemes and I've had no lag or crashes. Just a really fun game with lots of humor ! Definitely recommend! Thank you devs for updating the game to 64 bit!!!! This has always been one of my favorite IOS games!!!Lordshadowz
Buggy -- Not Fair!
Guys, there's some serious controller issues with this game!
No matter which control option I select, there inevitably seems to be a moment when the game goes haywire, sending Glork running or jumping of his own accord, ignoring my futile screen taps while he throws himself into alien fire. At first I thought it might be a hardware problem. But I've upgraded my phone a couple of times by now and the problems have persisted.
This is not fair!
Now look, I'm interested in my high score, here. Like the arcade classics this game evokes, pride is on the line. Currently, I'm ranked #64 on the Ace Leaderboard. I always play Ace, the most difficult setting. I believe in a hearty challenge, hard-won victories and fair play.
These control bugs must be fixed or else the game's fairness and credibility will be in question.
This (or any) game's only true asset, integrity, is on the line, too. Why, I was at Comic-Con only a year or two ago when I heard rumors that hackers had some how gamed Glork and set themselves atop the leaderboards with absurd high scores. If true, I've thus far chosen to believe that these issues have by now been long rectified. However, Glork's spazzing out and sabotaging my play almost every single session betrays at least some weakness in the design of its current iteration. Now I'm not sure I know what to believe.
Glork is a great game. Please fix it. Fix it fast and fix it well. Fix it. Please.
And thank you.
Yours truly,
Len Kody
Ace Glorkian Warrior
#64 in the WorldShow lessPeterMorals
Best game ever.
Seriously._mpo
Kochalka quality
Big fan of both James Kochalka and PixelJam. This hand drawn pew-pew is a delight. Challenging, but absorbing, and packed with juicy unlocks. Play it!Nathan Meunier
Glork?
The game is a spectacular play, when it's playable.
I recommend playing it on a pc rather than the app. The app continues to freeze and not save my progress which is found frustrating and dampening the enjoyment of the game.Anelga
Like popping everything in the candy aisle into your mouth at once
It's like every classic arcade game combined into one chortling raucous fun game.
I can't help grinning while I play.Mike1199
Great Design. Morbid Gameplay
The characters, sounds and music are awesome. However, this game will subject you to an astonishing number of inescapable cheap shot deaths. If you like to be supremely frustrated, you'll like this game.mumsyman
Great fun!!
This game is great!!NorCalPalya
