The first time
The only reason it’s not 1 star
Goat$
There are so many amazing things about this game. One of my cousins Went to my house and bragged about having this game. Well in your face, cousin! My achievements so far in this game. -found goat castle -found 11 to 12 trophies in goatville -head butted everyone out of the red ring -took the apple from the whomping willow AND put it on the pedestal! -became deadgoa7 -freed the mascot from it’s cage -fell off the couch and bumped my head while I was playing it. -somebody thought I was a bull and rode on me (boy was THAT a mistake!). -bought a ragdoll -rambled on and on about my achievements in goat simulator. It’s such a fun game! I might buy goat simulator MMO.
O.k, I just came back to this review five minutes after writing and I just want to say on thing: goat.
O.k, I just came back to this review five minutes after writing and I just want to say on thing: goat.
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Hello
Oh God, I cannot tell you how much I hated the cheerleaders. They were my favourite part to knock on and eat. Oh God when I was younger this was the best game I can’t lie to you. It is a star game I’m trying to get it now, sadly I cannot get it but I thought I would write a lovely review because this is one of the best games in the world better than Roblox and I love Roblox, I just don’t know why it’s so good but please get good simulator and fling the go around like it’s a piece of paper😝
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Review
This is way more appropriate because the pc version has rude humour and naughty words
Thank you
This game made my childhood and now that goat simulator 3 is on the game pass I can finally play it my childhood is made
This game is so good
It’s so good you should add Messi the goat spam that star button baby ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ noice 😎developers really nailed that one
This is so annoying trashy updates greedy people
Wen I buy a skin bundle in this game wen this update it deleted everything I’ve done in this game and wen you want to buy a new map it is so expensive even wen I did it wanted more money this game is horrible even minecraft is better even though I hate minecraft this game is not good in my opinion last thing is why do you want more money and please make it so that wen this game updates it dose not delete progress please fix the bugs I was talking about please and thank you.
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You get be a goat
What else can I say?
where are the stickers??
this game is a bundle of laughs. it is a beautiful way to waste time (and battery power). goat power, yes! however… there used to be imessage stickers that came with this. i probably used the stickers more often than i actually played the game. now they’re… gone? nowhere to be found? i would give this app 5 stars if it still had the stickers. BRING BACK MY GOAT STICKERS please thank you
(or at least make the sticker pack available for a fairly cheap investment, like a buck, considering that i already had them for free with the game, but i would honestly pay a buck to get them back if it meant they wouldn’t be randomly taken away again)
(or at least make the sticker pack available for a fairly cheap investment, like a buck, considering that i already had them for free with the game, but i would honestly pay a buck to get them back if it meant they wouldn’t be randomly taken away again)
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Love it
This was that one game I would wake up early to play love you’re new game goat sim 3 keep up the work
