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Shuttles are never on time, drivers sit and wait when there is obviously going to be nobody getting on. A few have just driven past the stops not caring to stop when you’re waiting right under the sign. A few have also driven past the stops after telling them where you want to be dropped off.
super frustrating and upsetting to be waiting on the side of the street to go back to campus after work, Would just walk but not in the dark.This app saved my life
It all started when my wife left me. I was alone, broken, and depressed. One night, I accidentally set my house on fire for the insurance money so I could go gamble. As I sat in the ashes of my once beautiful home, I was visited by none other than Guy Fieri. He gave me directions to Flavortown, where I could start a new life. Unfortunately, my wife won the car in the divorce. I was alone again, until Mo descended from the sky.
“My child, do not fret. I will bestow upon you an application to ease your woes.” Mo said softly.
Mo began a ritual, where he took my phone. Through the demonic chanting, my phone began to glow until an app appeared on it. Mo threw the phone at me, which broke my nose. Mo then ascended back to his throne where he could watch over us all. I picked up my phone from the ground. I then opened the app and was surprised to notice there was a shuttle coming right towards my location. After about a year of waiting, I heard tires screeching nearby. The shuttle came from around the corner, and ran right into me. It stopped, allowing me time to get on. I got up and entered the shuttle, despite being almost dead. The shuttle was crammed with smelly college students, but I lost all sense of smell so it was okay. I was dying of hunger and needed to eat. The shuttle sped off, before I got a chance to sit down. I assumed we were going to Flavortown, but when we disembarked I was standing in front of a mysterious place called the B&G. The food was crap and overpriced. Now whenever I look at the app I think of terrible chicken and overpriced milkshakes. Thanks, Moravian. 0/10 would download again.
TL;DR : I almost died but this app saved my life by bringing me to the B&G. Death was a better alternative.Mo
This app’s only salvation is that fact that mo is on the app itself.