User Reviews: Chaos Clock

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  • Exactly What I Didn't Need

    Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added?

    Edit: YOOOO UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥
  • Exactly What I Didn't Need

    Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added?
  • Finally

    A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!
  • Wait a Minute... Who Am I?

    I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun.
    I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!
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  • Essential reference for all practicing Discordians

    After installing this Chaos Clock, I've noticed that my sinuses have cleared up, food tastes better, and people will remark on my appearance more.

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