Funny
It's kind of confusing when you first start playing because there's no instructions but it's easy to learn and just funny because there's so much randomnessQwerty titleholder
Amazing
I love it and all, but I don't necessarily like the ads or the lag I get in game. the idea and the game in general is so fun and addicting!Edison V.
Awesome Game!!
This game is hilarious, it's fun trying to stay on but it's also fun to explore the levels. Every character and bike is different and you never know what you'll get from the drops. Keep it up and I'll buy some of these other games. 👍👌Tigake7911
The Greatest Game On The ITunes Store
If you're looking for a hilarious game with questionable physics and an addiction factor, this is for you!Agency7892
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Bes gam evur.
Mi nam is jeff,
I watch teh russian bagel
I lik tacos
Pancakes
Ur mum
An gams
U has goid dey nowJdog36520098
Just bad
This game is laughably terrible. Controls like a joke, shoves ads with audio in your face in between sessions, as well as locks content behind a paywall. There is just nothing redeeming about this title.Stagnations
Bootyful
This game is awesome I shed I tear of joy for this game 10/10TiggerLeigh
Amazing
Deserter Simulator is a must. The way the characters flop around on the bikes is truly a masterpiece. 10/10 Would get run over again. Thanks S&S!Johnny Prego
Funny novelty game. Please Read!
SeaNanners and Sark brought me here! One of the most important concepts of this game is the random debris removal. All the big piles of rebar and concrete lying around in the middle of the roads? They get removed one by one slowly, making the game much easier to traverse. Don't listen to the in-game stats of riders and bikes, they're not that important. Instead, experiment with different combos and see what works for you. Early on I've been having really good luck in the Moped B (It IS differently handling than Moped A) with Ninja, moderately good steering and speed. Each character has a specific weight, as well as each vehicle, making the physics take them very differently. The town is much bigger than you think, and you can't even access many parts of it without several random debris removals in specific roads. Overall? Nearly unplayable at beginning. But once many of the roads clear, and you find a combo you like, it gets much better.
P.S. Good luck to all who wish to find Query-chan, you also unlock the Drone with her!GhostlyMire
S&S
Manners and Sark brought me here like everyone else, but the game is extremely choppy. 3 frames choppy. I still have the og iphone 4 with iOS 7. If you can fix the choppiness and increase the frames, that'd be great.Stacer35
