Almost Ordered
Order only, never delivered.
About
Simulate the food ordering experience without real purchases or delivery. Browse fictional shops, fill a cart, and enjoy a virtual delivery animation while saving money. Track your simulated savings and enjoy a private, on-device experience.
What's New in Almost Ordered
1.2
August 25, 2026
A big delivery-experience upgrade: · Real-map tracking — watch your imaginary courier travel a real route · Every order gets its own courier: a name, a ride, and status texts · US-style checkout: fees, courier tip, and "Leave it at my door" (all still $0) · 7 new American classics: Chinese takeout, diner, wings, tacos, deli, donuts, BBQ · Proof of "delivery": a photo of the bag at your door — virtually · Fresh dish photos across the menu, plus a calorie-stats toggle As always: order only, never delivered — you pay $0.
MoreIn-App Purchases
$2.99
Crave Plus
Custom address and unlimited dishes in your shop.
Developer apps
FAQ
What is Almost Ordered?
Almost Ordered is a lifestyle app that simulates the food ordering and delivery process without any real transactions or deliveries. It allows users to practice restraint from actual food orders and track their simulated savings.
Does Almost Ordered cost money?
The core functionality of Almost Ordered is free to use, offering the complete ordering ritual. There is an optional one-time purchase called Crave Plus for additional features like full stats detail and unlimited custom shop dishes.
How does Almost Ordered help with cravings?
By engaging in the ordering ritual and watching the simulated delivery, users can experience the satisfaction of ordering without the financial or caloric cost, helping cravings pass. The app is designed to be a safe zone where restraint is rewarded.
Is my data safe with Almost Ordered?
Yes, Almost Ordered is private by design. All orders and savings stats stay on your device, and no account or tracking is required. Your data is not uploaded or shared.
What devices does Almost Ordered support?
Almost Ordered is currently supported on iPhones. It was released on July 30, 2026, and its latest version is 1.2, last updated on August 25, 2026.
Can I create my own shops in Almost Ordered?
Yes, users can build their own fictional shops and order from them. Free users have access to custom addresses and contacts, while the Crave Plus unlock offers unlimited dishes for your own shops.
What is the age rating for Almost Ordered?
Almost Ordered has an age rating of 4+, making it suitable for a wide range of users. The app focuses on a safe and private experience for practicing restraint.
How often is Almost Ordered updated?
The app was last updated on August 25, 2026, indicating active development. Users can expect ongoing improvements and features based on the release and update history.