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To be honest, I don’t know why people say it’s “not qualified to be a game” and “I bet the creator of this lives in their mother’s basement” Like- be fr, the creator doesn’t deserve hate, nor does anyone else. They’re a bunch of 6 year-olds who don’t understand that the creator worked hard on the art and game mechanics with their team. You’re just wasting time complaining about the game instead of keeping it to yourself and go do something about your depression.
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Kingdom Come
Playing this game has made me realize why we are out here on this planet. Seeing the beauty and horror of life and nature gives us a purpose to be here, and that’s just what this game does. Everyone should play this game to see the world in a while new light, and appreciate what it means to live.
Alpaca lol
This game is very very odd but I have found memories of playing it when I was five my sister and I had no idea what it was supposed to be but we found it entertaining to see the next evolutions which still entertains me today
This game is cool and the alpacas still seem cute even when they look horrifying
This game is cool and the alpacas still seem cute even when they look horrifying
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Nostalgic Masterpiece
This game has been apart of my childhood ever since I was alive. It’s very unique and it a classic. I gotta say, I grew up right playing this game. If you’re looking at this review, PLEASE consider this game if you just found out about this magna opus. If I ever met the creator, no, artist of this game, I’d wanna shake their hand and want to be their friend because this person’s probably like God in human skin.
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Very Educational!
I’ve learned so much about evolution thanks to this app! I think it’s safe to say I will be passing my biology class this year! Thank you so much to all involved in the creation of this game. I highly suggest this app for young children eager to learn about the ins and outs of evolution!
little monsters
I love killing these little monsters an the reason is because they keep on pooping randomly when I’m walking then so killing a bunch of them make me happy
Read this before getting playing
This game crashes a lot but it’s a work of art its just that when you play it long enough the games crashes every time when you watch a add
So pointless but so good.
Hands down. The most pointless game of all time, that makes you enjoy pointlessness. Therefore, play the game. It’s pretty fun. Been playing it since high school 2015.
Alpaca violence
The alpaca violence was minor and the stages were very detail and thought out 100% recommend to a 3 year old it would help evolve their Brain and further enhance thinking process.
Game crashes
When it gives me the option to watch an ad to fill the area with alpacas most of the time the game crashes in the middle of the ad and it closes out.
Messed up is amazing to me😀
If you like messed up and weird things like me you will absolutely love this game! There is so SO many stages! It’s amazing and freaks me out. It’s actually a pretty funny Game. But it can get boring sometimes when No are spawning and you’re far from leveling up but other than that it’s amazing 100% you should get it!
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Perfect
I always find myself coming back to this game every few months, unironically one of the best games I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing.
Life altering
This is a work of art, a beauty of disfigured and horrifying creatures who we call “alpacas”. But what changed this was the evolution of that disgusting weakling, into the most beautiful creature ever, like looking at the face of god. No one can resist the temptation to stop playing if their brain cells = more than 3. For the power that continues to fill you gracefull heart continues to evolve you into a creature of pure beauty and elegance, grace has never had a more true meaning until now. I never knew who I was until I realized the overwhelming love for this game, alpaca is life, alpaca is me, alpaca that consumes alpaca is god
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Art at its best
Honestly this game gives me something to live for true humor I love how every time you get a number of alpacas you can just kill them and eat them up
It’s the best game ever
This is the best game ever if your not sure about buying it... BUY IT. It’s better than a cat I personally think it’s wonderful I play it more than any other games I’m not that far into the game I’m only on that alpaca that’s kinda like Godzilla lol I love this game 5 stars for sure
It bugged out at about 33% completion
I was playing this game for a while and really liked it. It was something I could just idly do that didn’t have hella adds, and it was entertaining to see what the next evolutions were.
And then I got to about 33% completion, got to the required 600 points, and then it bugged out. It wouldn’t evolve. Alpacas kept spawning, and occasionally there would be those weird headless alpaca god things with axes, but the evolving alpaca itself never actually evolved, and I couldn’t continue consuming other alpacas.
I tried closing and re-opening the app several times, and restarted my phone a few times, and it was still bugged out and just WOULD NOT CONTINUE THE GAME. I have a screen recording of the game bugging out, but I ended up uninstalling it because I can’t play it anymore. It refused to fix itself no matter what I did. Considering the fact that it actually takes a decent amount of time to get to that point in the game, and I was decently far in the game and deleting the app deletes all your progress, it’s doubtful that I’ll be installing it again. I’m just glad I didn’t waste money on a game that stopped working after about a week.
And then I got to about 33% completion, got to the required 600 points, and then it bugged out. It wouldn’t evolve. Alpacas kept spawning, and occasionally there would be those weird headless alpaca god things with axes, but the evolving alpaca itself never actually evolved, and I couldn’t continue consuming other alpacas.
I tried closing and re-opening the app several times, and restarted my phone a few times, and it was still bugged out and just WOULD NOT CONTINUE THE GAME. I have a screen recording of the game bugging out, but I ended up uninstalling it because I can’t play it anymore. It refused to fix itself no matter what I did. Considering the fact that it actually takes a decent amount of time to get to that point in the game, and I was decently far in the game and deleting the app deletes all your progress, it’s doubtful that I’ll be installing it again. I’m just glad I didn’t waste money on a game that stopped working after about a week.
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OMG THIs GAME IS SO COOL
ITS SO DAM WEIRD I LOVE It!!! Ok so I am a weird game tipe of guy and I would really like if you could maby add pvp to the game it would make the game much more fun Bc when you run out of alpacas to ....ummmm let’s say slurp you have to wait suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper long for them to come back so adding pvp would be really fun and would keep ppl playing instead of getting annoyed and deleting it sooo ya plz add pvp....
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This games weird, but Fun!
Ok so this game is actually really fun and mixed in with disturbing and weird. It’s a really polished game, and I couldn’t find any exploits or glitches. I rate 4 stars because well it takes a long time for the lamas to spawn and the pace of the game is kinda slow but there is the fill room with alpacas button and that makes the slow pace faster, so yeah it’s a very good game and the sequel could be fun too! (I have not played the sequel yet) but you know the games just stupid and fun.
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Very fun very unique.
Game is pretty out there but it’s just the kind of humor and idle gameplay that I can pick up on and enjoy for a few hours. I guess it can be interpreted as deep with the endings but I think it’s just well written in it’s simplicity.
LIFE CHANGING
This was absofruitly life changing, so many different experiences in one app, love it so much it’s absolutely amazing! I cant believe how creative, brilliant, and fun this game is! Its so good yet it makes me wonder and curious. This app makes me feel like I am loved. Alpaca, thank you for being a friend 🤩
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