Arithmancy Pants

People go to all sorts of lengths to extract their preferred 'magic' numbers from text in order to prove that there's something special about that text. But you can get almost any number out of any text if you try hard enough. Arithmancy Pants will try many different techniques in sequence to tell you all the numbers that can be derived from the text you enter. You could use it to debunk the claims of numerologists, or to make your own claims for fun — but please don't use it to take advantage of gullible people.