Naaa
THE WORST
Not easy to use
5 stars
Inside your body !
Nothing to see here
The following page greets me with another last-ditch grab for my hard earned dime. While the option to go for the complimentary, if not lesser, version of this app remains, it’s now accentuated with a big, dumb, sad frowny emoticon intended to make me feel like a giant piece of crap for not giving in to their heavy-handed go for my wallet. But I already know that I’m a piece of crap, so this new attempt to persuade me into giving up my money is joyfully ignored and I exercise my right to choose the free option.
The following page is a pretty freakin’ awesome animated assault on my eyes as this humanoid form is encircled in crackling electric blue light with one word throbbing in a similar blue light below the feet of this animation: BEGIN, it coaxes.
I can hardly wait to see what’s next! So I tap BEGIN and the app instantly crashes. What the…?!
Being a huge proponent of second chances in life, I am undeterred as I relaunch the app and suffer through the whole pleading for my .99 cents thing again and I tap that BEGIN button again. The app immediately crashes. Again.
I’m fairly certain that if I had simply given in to their demands for my ninety-nine pennies that I would have been allowed to advance beyond the disappointing spot that I reached. But there’s an even stronger probability that this sort of bait and switch operation would have simply slammed their door shut right in my face while citing a strict no refund policy after giving in to their pleading only to discover that the app would still behave the same way regardless of whether or not they succeeded in extorting my almost-dollar for this so-called product that I never got to experience.
My advice to you: just keep moving. There’s definitely nothing to see here.
Envy
Awful
Bruh
Fake
Pretty neat
Not even worth one star
SO BAD
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Turds
AWFUL 😱😱😱😱
Dude..
(Btw I’m leaving a five star review because I know it wasn’t meant to be real and it does make a good prank, that snd my friends fall for pranks pretty easily. So instead of saying “Ugh It’s not real nobody download this!” Look on the other hand and think “well it doesn’t matter if it’s fake or not I can prank people and do plenty of other things!”
So please guys don’t be so naive and negative try looking on a different side sometimes.
