Avocado Watch

THE PROBLEM You bought an avocado. It was hard as a river stone, so you waited. You waited with discipline. You waited exactly one day too long. An avocado is perfectly ripe for roughly nine minutes, and you are asleep for all of them. Avocado Watch ends this. HOW IT WORKS 1. Photograph your avocado. 2. On-device color analysis estimates its ripeness window. 3. We schedule three increasingly desperate alarms around peak ripeness. 4. You eat a perfect avocado, possibly for the first time in your life. FEATURES - On-device ripeness analysis. Your avocado photos never leave your phone, because frankly nobody else should have them. - A live countdown to peak ripeness in days, hours, minutes, and seconds. Precision matters. - Three escalating, time-sensitive alarms. We will not let this go. That is the entire point of us. - Every avocado receives a name befitting its dignity. - A memorial state for avocados you fail anyway. We do not judge. The skull emoji judges. - No accounts. No tracking. No data collection. We are interested in your happiness, not in you. Avocado Watch. Because the difference between guacamole and grief is about six hours.