I have found the fountain of youth after all.
Bald game has enlightened me once and for all. Its siren calls seemed to have taken over my tired fingers as I fatefully pressed the ‘download’ button. My face clicked into view and the next thing I knew, I was staring at grey-haired man who seemed to be enjoying a vibrant, sunny day at a public pool. Confused, I started the game. I was taken aback by the comforting glow it emitted upon my wrinkled face. At first, I was awful. My little ski man continually fell off the slick old man’s balding head. But as I continued, I reached twenty seconds. The scene changed to newer, balder man standing amongst a breathtaking field of colored flowers. It was paradise on Earth. The scene changed many times, and I began to develop what I called the touch of God. After what felt like minutes of play, the sky was pitch black. I looked in the mirror with horror. My face had regained its youthful shape, my wrinkles were gone, my hands ended their quivering. The man in the mirror was me forty years ago. I looked down and held my phone. I had reached two minutes. The splash text was badly translated but was close enough. ‘New high score!’ I gasped and called my wife up. She shrieked. I felt her cold, dying hands touch my face, quivering and brittle. “You… you’re…” I took hold of her, a newfound burst of strength and energy coursing through my veins. I opened my mouth slowly, hardly able to get the words out… “download bald game for iOS.” 🧑🦲❤️♾️
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Cured My Ball Cancer
I was slapping my balls across my phone one day and suddenly it opened this app called ball game. Now my balls have been looking like dodgeballs without the covering for six years. And after slapping and fapping my meat on the game and getting a record of 1:13 (MY PR!) They suddenly came back to normal! Thank you so much! The doctors said it couldn’t be cured but I knew they were woke and lying.
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Amazing
This game is a miricle of science it cured my erectile
Dysfunction it showed me what life with a father is like truly a beautiful game
Dysfunction it showed me what life with a father is like truly a beautiful game
難しい
難しい
ハゲの上でも3年
このゲームして俺は悟りを開いた本当におもしろい
