BazzaBee

You are a bee. Frogs are asleep. Please keep it that way. Let's be honest: this is primarily a game to be played on the toilet while you are hiding from corporate gloom or unhinged family members. If you need a casual one-tap arcade game to pass the time, BazzaBee is here to seemingly provide just that, only to hand you pure frustration instead. It is a deliberately hard game in the flappy style, drawn by human hand on digitally imagined paper. Tap to flap over frogs on lily pads. Every tap makes noise. Make too much noise and the frogs wake up, and a frog that is awake is a hungry frog. HOW TO PLAY Tap to fly. Stop tapping to fall. Every flap fills your noise meter. Stay quiet and it drains again. Fly too high, or start tapping like a maniac, and the meter fills even faster. Fill the meter or touch a frog, and the tongue gets you. That's it. That's the whole game. It still might take you an embarrassingly long time to get past five frogs. THINGS THAT HELP (A LITTLE) Fireflies charge you with electricity. The next time you get too loud, the frog that comes for you gets zapped instead. Revenge has never felt so good and so insignificant. Small flies sacrifice themselves as your shields and take the hit for your next disastrous noise overload. Dandelions make flying easier for a few flaps. Enjoy the fleeting comfort. RARE FROGS Most frogs are just frogs. Some are not. 25 rare frogs are hiding in the pond, each with its own look: a wizard, a pirate, a ninja, a Viking, a fairy, a DJ and many more. Pass one alive and it's added to your collection. The designer spent an unreasonable amount of time drawing every single one of them by hand, so please actually look at them. Two of them only show up for players who reach a score of 100 or 300. Good luck with that. We both know it isn't happening. LEADERBOARD Pick a name and compete on the global leaderboard for the highest score against others who are also hiding in bathroom stalls. The reward is absolutely nothing. The glory is real. FEATURES One-tap controls, easy to learn, hard to stop playing Hand-drawn art Noise meter that turns every flap into a stressful decision Fireflies, shields and dandelion power-ups to delay the inevitable 25 rare frogs to find and collect in the gallery Global leaderboard Pause any time (crucial for when someone knocks on the bathroom door) Short runs, perfect for a few minutes of your day Tap to fly over frogs. Quietly, please.