Help out
Helped out a lot
don’t try this app with ur family
heh… let’s js say it got a lil bit 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦🤤
Seriously
I got brain damage
Not Cannibal Approved
Why won’t it let me eat my kid? Not realistic at all. I desire to eat my firstborn, why isn't this a game mechanic?
I was forcefully left with a small child and one large dog as my food supply when I was living on the streets, the child’s grandmother was also very tasty in my time of need. There was, unfortunately, slim food options for a person with taste like my own. So I lived off of the meat of the ones closest to me! I tried to buy a car but then quickly realized I needed adequate housing, a cannibal such as myself should live like one. I shacked up in the alleyway instead and spent what little money I had to buy the nicest furniture and decor for my windy concrete suite. Also, expensive wrappings for my child Even, however, what the child didn’t realize when he agreed to stay with me instead of his father was that he would soon be my last meal in the slums. Absolutely scrumptious, might I add. The dog, however, tasted exactly as I thought, rubbery and full of maggots. Similar to the tastelessness of this app. One day after putting roofing over my shallow alleyway home, I was gifted with $22,000 some dollars and decided to splurge on tv for myself! Delightful, despite not being able to plug it in. The simulation, however, very distasteful in comparison.
I would much rather my time not consumed like it was... Similar to the fate of any wondering druggies who have passed near my alley shanty.
-5/10, please Harris, take me back, I promise not to eat our second kid!
I was forcefully left with a small child and one large dog as my food supply when I was living on the streets, the child’s grandmother was also very tasty in my time of need. There was, unfortunately, slim food options for a person with taste like my own. So I lived off of the meat of the ones closest to me! I tried to buy a car but then quickly realized I needed adequate housing, a cannibal such as myself should live like one. I shacked up in the alleyway instead and spent what little money I had to buy the nicest furniture and decor for my windy concrete suite. Also, expensive wrappings for my child Even, however, what the child didn’t realize when he agreed to stay with me instead of his father was that he would soon be my last meal in the slums. Absolutely scrumptious, might I add. The dog, however, tasted exactly as I thought, rubbery and full of maggots. Similar to the tastelessness of this app. One day after putting roofing over my shallow alleyway home, I was gifted with $22,000 some dollars and decided to splurge on tv for myself! Delightful, despite not being able to plug it in. The simulation, however, very distasteful in comparison.
I would much rather my time not consumed like it was... Similar to the fate of any wondering druggies who have passed near my alley shanty.
-5/10, please Harris, take me back, I promise not to eat our second kid!
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What a great app!!!
Woo-hoo
