Absolute classic. I’ll say it; this is one of the best mobile games ever created. The music is probably the best of any free mobile game I’ve played, there are no forced ads, this is the least greedy mobile game IN A LANDSLIDE. Like, I’d bet B I G money that you can’t find a game less money grabbing than this one, it is genuinely THE treasure of the App Store in that way, you can’t possibly play this game enough, it’s everything. It’s comedy, but has progression, is silly, but interesting, the story is told in the most genius way, with a short comic at the start, and then you just… PLAY the game. It’s the most entertaining thing ever, for everyone all the time forever. If you’re a casual player, you’ll love this game. If you’re a hardcore player, you’ll still love it, and I’m living proof. I usually enjoy really hard games, like TBOI, and Rainworld, both games I recommend, but not more than burrito bison. I cannot stress enough how perfect this game is. It’s environmental storytelling at its best. You understand what’s happening around you without a lengthy dialog or cutscene, hell, there isn’t even a TUTORIAL, that’s how meticulously this masterpiece was designed. If you’re on the fence about getting this game, get it. If you’re going to get this game, rate it well. If you’re not going to get this game, you’re clearly an idiot, so save your breath and go away, you’re not welcome into this one-in-a-million treasure of modern life anyway, you ingrate.
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