Help me
Never would I have thought that searching up “bingus” on the App Store would be so life changing. I have stopped basic human function because I’m too addicted to playing this game. I have optimized my setup to play this game alone. I sit on the toilet. I have pizza pockets on a plate to my left and toilet paper on my right. I do not shower, for risks of damaging my phone when I bring it with me. Sleep is overrated. I don’t blink, either, I use saline eye drops that I squirt into my eyes using my mouth. (As long as it isn’t preoccupied with pizza pockets) My highscore is currently 236,125,476,987 and counting as I am writing this review while eating pizza pockets and using my toes to play the game. My wife of seventeen years has dumped me because I play this game too much.
AITA?
AITA?
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Don’t download
It’s trash it goes right through the racket once you leave the game and join again it’s gonna go right through the racket once you
Fix your game
There is an ad every 5 seconds and only sometimes does the ball go through the racket but my main problem is that every time AND I MEAN EVEY TIME the animal hits the ball over or under my racket and can reach it or sometimes it will be going to my racket and I will line it up perfectly and it still won’t hit
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The TRUTH about cat tennis.
Cat tennis is honestly a good game but it’s kinda rigged. Sometimes I feel like the ball just goes through the racket.. I mean, go big or go home at its finest. The thing that pisses me off though is how every time you lose, you get a ad. Well, not EVERY time, but you get a lot of ads. Still pretty fun though and I recommend this game
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Pls come to the Google Play Store :(
Recently switched from Apple to Samsung, miss my favorite cat game dearly :(
