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Listen, I’m not certain, but it’s possible that if the Israelites had this app instead of the stone tablets, things could’ve been different.
The great cathedrals of olde? Yeah, pretty, sure. But have you seen this app? It is CLEAN.
The Gutenberg Press? Handy, of course, but honestly - kinda clunky next to the svelt daily reading ft. in this bad boy.
Noah had to send ravens and doves to seek out dry land, we just gotta do a little tappity tap on this app to see if we’re serving next Sunday. The people of God have come a long way. Praise Him somebody.
The great cathedrals of olde? Yeah, pretty, sure. But have you seen this app? It is CLEAN.
The Gutenberg Press? Handy, of course, but honestly - kinda clunky next to the svelt daily reading ft. in this bad boy.
Noah had to send ravens and doves to seek out dry land, we just gotta do a little tappity tap on this app to see if we’re serving next Sunday. The people of God have come a long way. Praise Him somebody.
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10/10 would download again
I give this app 30 pieces of silver out of 30, but not the blood money kind. This app is like the good seed, and my phone is fallow ground. I’m afraid to say this app may be to me what hair was to Samson.
The best app ever created by man
This app is by far the best app ever created by mankind
