Horse-trayal
I used to LOVE Clip Clop. It made my daily power walks feel like I was galloping through the English countryside, wind in my hair🐇. People used to turn and say, “Is that a horse?” and I’d smile smugly and say, “No, it’s just me.”
But imagine my SHOCK when I found out Clip Clop is endorsing the new administration. The very same administration that thinks ponies are just “short cows”! I didn’t sign up to be part of some hoof-borne political machine!
Needless to say, I’ve deleted the app. From now on, I’ll be galloping manually, with coconuts à la Monty Python—at least those clops are politically neutral.
Unbridled disappointment.
But imagine my SHOCK when I found out Clip Clop is endorsing the new administration. The very same administration that thinks ponies are just “short cows”! I didn’t sign up to be part of some hoof-borne political machine!
Needless to say, I’ve deleted the app. From now on, I’ll be galloping manually, with coconuts à la Monty Python—at least those clops are politically neutral.
Unbridled disappointment.
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Amazing but I need more
I download this on a whim and love it, but I have one recommendation. I need a leisure mode where I can move from walk to trot to canter to gallop on foot. But also give me a realistic mode that reflects the accurate walk-gallop transition.
Amazing app
🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎. 🐪?
Subwoofer recommended
Car mode changed my life. Now that the weather is nice it’s time to roll down the windows, open your sun roof, and pump the volume on some extreme clopping goodness. I do recommend a hefty sub to really let other motorists and more importantly pedestrians into the divine cacophony. Pairs well with a separate speaker playing the absolute banger that is Grieg’s “in the hall of the mountain king.”
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I am hitting 5mph and not enough clop
I am running sprints in my apartment and not getting enough Clop! for my output. Difficult to get accurate Clop! in short distances with limited mph. Need optimal runway for extreme clop. Recommend on vespa/subway/motorcade. Nice design. Good font.
