CoffeePad

CoffeePad — the warming plate your desk always needed. Keep the screen on. Pick electric, ceramic or gas. Crank the heat. Watch the glow. Your coffee isn’t actually warmer—but your dignity? Debatable. What you get A virtual stove plate that looks suspiciously real Heat levels, warm-hold timer, steam & ambient sound Michelin stars for time spent “warming” (they fade if you neglect your cup) Addiction HQ: caffeine level, withdrawal, streaks, badges & beans Office gags: spill on shake, hot-finger warnings, tea suspicion, dealer whispers Built for meetings, Mondays, and anyone who’s “just having one more cup.” Not a real heater. Definitely a real habit.