Coffeepotus

You are the President. You are so tired. Between historic legislation, military strategy, press conferences, and shaking the moist hands of the public, there is exactly one thing keeping the republic upright: coffee. Sign the right documents. Lean down for the children. Do not march the army into the sea. And whatever you do, do not fall asleep on live television. Hand-drawn with the full artistic budget of a congressional intern. Six-second decisions with four-year consequences. This game depicts a fictional president of no particular party. Sleepy presidents of every political persuasion are mocked equally, as the founders intended.