Dad Jokes: Bad jokes

This joke app accesses a collection of thousands of jokes, mostly wordplay dad jokes. Caution: There may accidentally be a few funny ones. What started as an emcee's collection of quickie one liners grew into this library of terrible jokes no sane person would inflict on an unsuspecting audience. You'll find familiar ones ("I got a haircut" "which one?" "all of them"), make-you-think jokes ("I just spotted an albino Dalmatian. So now it’s no longer albino."), and the obscure ("People who don't care about a dystopian future are called Ohwellian."). Some jokes are a wee bit rude and crude, so the user needs to supply their own sense of humor.