Dad Jokes Vault

Dad Jokes Vault puts one dad joke on your screen at a time. Read the setup, tap for the punchline, and let the drum roll do the rest. Swipe up for the next one, swipe sideways for a random one. Groan as needed. TAP FOR THE PUNCHLINE Every joke hides its punchline until you ask for it. A drum roll builds, the punchline lands with a BA DUM TSS, and you rate it on the groan meter, from one groan to five. Rather groan in silence? Turn the sound effects off in About. 908 JOKES IN 24 CATEGORIES School, Food, Animals, Science, Sports, Holidays, Work, Bedtime, Weather, Tech, Music, Travel, Family, Doctors, Money, Cars, Gardening, Space, History, Coffee, Cooking, Pets, Birthdays and Puns. Three fresh picks every day, the whole vault after that, and Surprise me when you can't decide. Every category shows how many you have read. DAD READS IT OUT LOUD Some jokes come with a real recorded voice clip, with more on the way. Tap Read aloud to hear one, or hold it to play every joke with a clip, one after another. SAVE AND SHARE THE KEEPERS Bookmark the ones worth repeating and find your top groaners in Saved. Share any joke as a picture card, ready for the family group chat. About keeps your daily streak. FIVE FREE PUNCHLINES A DAY Every joke is free to browse, and five punchlines a day are free to reveal. One purchase, Dad Jokes Everything, opens the whole vault for good, including every joke and category added later. No subscription, no ads. PRIVATE BY DESIGN No account, no sign-in. The jokes ship inside the app and work offline. What you read, save or reveal stays on your phone. The app sends only anonymous usage counts tied to a random install token, not to you.