Deal-Maker: Peace Talk Satire

Welcome to the room where world peace is decided… if peace talks were a breaking-news comedy show. Deal-Maker is a satirical diplomacy game. Sit at the table with Trump, Putin, Zelensky, Biden and Xi, pick your lines and try to sign a peace deal before memes, egos and absurd geopolitics blow it all up. The leaders react to your tone: be polite, be tough, or just say something ridiculous. WHAT'S INSIDE • Live TV-news format: breaking-news ticker, live portraits and a chance-of-peace meter • 5 absurd venues, from a UN toilet to a golden hall in Jeddah and an abandoned circus • 8 mini-games dealt like cards: rig an election to 146%, keep the S&P 500 above the crash line, build a legacy tower, shoot down drones without hitting the dove of peace, mute a hot mic, stamp absurd paperwork, survive the interpreter and argue about the shape of the table • Peace almost happens: a SIGN button that runs away from your finger, a PEACE.EXE update stuck at 99% and a captcha to prove you're not a dictator • 13 diplomatic failures to collect, from “peace” translated as “cheese” to sanctions on beetroot • Dozens of dialogue lines and fresh memes • English, Russian and Ukrainian No sign-up. Short sessions. Pure political parody. This game is satire. All characters are caricatures and all events are fictional. Politics has never been this absurdly fun.