Desk Soccer

Desk Soccer is the classroom game everyone played under the teacher's nose: two folded paper goals on a desk, three crumpled paper balls, and one rule that matters most — don't get caught. • Flick a ball between the other two, then into the goal — clean passes keep your turn • The teacher writes on the board, turns around, watches… noise raises her attention • Warning → yellow card → red card: three catches and you're out of class • Fist-slam the desk to scatter the balls — but it's loud • Play vs AI with three difficulty levels — fully offline • Two players on one device, turn by turn • Online: quick match, private rooms with a code or invite link, open room list • Elo rating and leaderboard • Four paper ball skins to unlock • Georgian and English Real physics on a real-looking desk: crumpled balls wobble, roll off the edge and bounce off the paper goalposts. Play in landscape like a real desk, or in portrait — the desk turns with you.